So if we die, you’re saying you’re gonna what, like posses our souls or something? Like, totally bad news, man, really tripping on my karma. ‘Not even death can save you from me.’ Diablo Diablo II (Duh) Women: Do everything men can do, but in skin tight clothing, glasses, and high heels featuring guns… 15: What’s a witch to do except kill while looking hot at the same time. “I’ve got a fever and my only cure is more dead angels.” -Bayonetta Bayonetta 2 *NBA fans will notice that the image above is not from the original game, but is taken from a 2010 release. Ok, so not many people say it now, but when the NBA was at the height of its popularity during the Michael Jordan years back in the 90’s, this was one of the first video game quotes that transversed itself into mainstream American culture and it was an amazing feeling when you managed to stuff the ball over Patrick Ewing from the halfway line. Unexpected from a DS game. Unexpected from a grumpy wolf. Awesome that it’s there. “Don’t wish it was easier, wish you were better.” -Chief. You do a barrel roll. I am doing a f****** barrel roll. Shut the f***up. This line is famous thanks to an intrepid space fox, and the internet. “Do a barrel roll!” -Stupid Bunny Starfox I never played Saints Row, but my buddy said he would consider bigamy if he got the chance to say this line before he passes. As last words go, they’re pretty legendary. “Tell my wife.I had another wife.” -Secret Service Agent, as he dies. So without any more introspection here’s my definitive compendium of the 20 most kickass, badass quotes in video game history. If nothing else this list should at least make for interesting reading. You’re probably going to disagree with me, let’s just take that as a given, but that doesn’t mean I’m not right.

Kickass quotes just are and that’s all there is to it.

They don’t even have to be prescient or meaningful. It doesn’t matter what game they came from or how well written they were or weren’t. Today, Ladies and Gentlemen, I will be mostly looking writing about videogame quotes specifically those ones we all consider to be badass and memorable.

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